"Nonsense!" "Grrrr!"

Crime Master Go-Go

Oranges

Karishma is Raveena and Raveena is Karishma

"Aap insaan nahin...mahan hai!"

"Shut up, Robert!"

The poisonous cups of juice

Juhi Chawla's hilarious cameo co-starring Govinda

These are just some of the classic moments from director Rajkumar Santoshi's last chaotic comedy Andaz Apna Apna. 15 years later, Santoshi returns with a like-minded comedy in an effort to recreate that crazy and hilarious world. Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani stars Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif, Smita Jaykar, Govind Namdeo, Darshan Jariwala and Upen Patel. It has music by Pritam. 

The film, which is already a hit across the globe, is about Prem (Kapoor) who is the good-hearted president of the Happy Club. The club is just a bunch of loafers who don't make any money and who are not educated but still try to make the world a better place. Prem's parents Sharada (Smita Jaykar) and Shiv Shankar (Darshan Jariwala) are pretty upset that their son hasn't made anything of himself. It's when Prem meets Jenny (Kaif), the lonely new girl in town, that his life changes. He easily falls in love with her and spends the rest of movie wooing her and doing everything he can to make her life happier than it actually is. 

I'm going to make a contradictory statement now. Ajab Prem is one of the smartest mindless comedies to come out of Bollywood in recent years. What I mean by that is that the lack of logic isn't due to the carelessness of the film's crew. No, sir, it's the main reason why this film works so well. When the film begins, you're asked to step into an entire different universe which looks and sounds different from our own world. Ajab Prem isn't trying to be realistic or ordinary. Everything about this film is extraordinary and quirky. The way they speak, the way they dress, the way they act - these characters are all consistently larger than life. This is why I find this movie intelligently illogical. It's all a part of the film's fiber. 

The film is absolutely hysterical. Here is a list of my favorite moments. SPOILER ALERT. If you want to be surprised skip this part. 

"Nonsense!" "Grrrr!"

Jenny in the climax

Sandra's wedding

The kidnapping sequence that opens the second half

Sharada seducing her husband

Prem getting ready for his job at the Laddoo Factory

Shiv Shankar finds Jenny's clothes in the bathroom

The police station scene

"Sultan-e-Salman-e-Shah Rukh-Khan"

"Ek baar thappar maaro mujhe..."

Jesus's special appearance (no joke)

Okay, that's enough. I don't want to ruin the entire movie for you. 

I praise this film's intentional lack of logic but there are a few times (only a few) when it's too much. For example, there is a pre-climax kidnapping that isn't shown and I was like, "Um, when did that happen?" There is a lot of kidnapping in this movie (you'll understand when you see it) so I can kind of understand that Santoshi didn't want to overdo it. But this kidnapping sequence was not the one to cut or not write. 

The major reason why this film works is Ranbir Kapoor. He's just so charming and happy and likable that you fall in love with him instantly. He's so funny yet he really nails the dramatic scenes. 

Katrina Kaif performs extremely well. This might be her best role to date. And here's why: she actually is allowed to be funny. In her other comedies (except for Singh is Kinng) she is relegated to the background. But here, she's almost as good as Ranbir. She also does dramatics well but we knew that from New York. 

The stammering. Both Prem and Jenny stammer when they get emotional. It does feel tiring when they're stammering through some lines late in the second half but I appreciate the consistency. I have to say that Katrina Kaif was more believable. Ranbir Kapoor got the vocal part down but Katrina was able to convey the frustration that comes with stammering surprisingly well. 

The supporting cast is all fine. The standouts are Smita Jaykar and Darshan Jariwala, who play Prem's parents. The three of them are such a funny and insane family. Kirron Kher could have played this role in her sleep but it was refreshing to see Smita Jaykar pull it off.

You know someone's a bad actor when they can't even properly ruin a movie in the style of Zayed Khan. Upen Patel, the film's weak link, is so bad that you just ignore him and his terrible dialogue delivery. 

Musically, the film is great. The songs come and go without hindering the narrative. They're melodiously charming and hip. My favorite part is during "Main Tera Dhadkan Teri" when Katrina starts dancing with Upen Patel's Sardarji astrologer. "Tu Jaane Na" is one brilliantly-directed music video. 

Aren't you surprised this review wasn't a Katrina Kaif lovefest? 

Unlike Love Aaj Kal, this is not a perfect movie. It has its flaws but it's enjoyable and easy and light. And you will laugh. Hard. Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani gets an 8/10. 

My Top 5 Favorite Films

Part 3 of my series: My Top 5 Favorite Things (parts 1 and 2 are below)

My Top 5 Favorite Films

1. Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna (Karan Johar, 2006)

Starring: Abhishek Bachchan, Amitabh Bachchan, Shah Rukh Khan, Kirron Kher, Rani Mukherji and Preity Zinta

I think I've lost count on how many times I have seen KANK. I think I was at 10 times last time I checked? Who knows. The point is if this movie has any flaws, I either don't notice them anymore or have figured out some way to justify them. That's how many times I've seen it and how much I love it. I understand how controversial it is and how many haters it has... but, you see, that's part of its charm. It's so special specifically because it can inspire love or hate. And it's just so darn funny. 

2. Dostana (Tarun Mansukhani, 2008)

Starring: John Abraham, Abhishek Bachchan, Priyanka Chopra, Bobby Deol, Boman Irani and Kirron Kher

Countless movies have been made about love. Not many have been made on friendship. This hilarious tale is one of the sunniest, most good-natured and charming comedies to come out of Bollywood. If you're not laughing during the post-Desi Girl scenes, then I don't know what to tell you. Also the "Maa Da Laadla Mummy Mix" is just out of this world funny. 

3. Omkara (Vishal Bharadwaj, 2006)

Starring: Bipasha Basu, Ajay Devgan, Kareena Kapoor, Saif Ali Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Konkona Sensharma

I've mentioned this movie at least once during both Parts 1 and 2 of this series. This is one of the best Shakespearean adaptations. That is because Bharadwaj effortlessly moves the plot to modern-day Uttar Prades without losing any of Othello's mastery. Everyone single person in the film is amazing in their roles especially Kareena, Konkona, Saif, Ajay and the guy who plays Rajan. And I just love the song "Namak Ishq Ka".

4. Jodhaa Akbar (Ashutosh Gowariker, 2008)

Starring: Ila Arun, Kulbhushan Kharbanda, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Hrithik Roshan and Sonu Sood

I had originally had Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya in this slot. But then I realized that I'd rather spend 210 minutes watching this movie than 145 minutes watching MPKK. Aishwarya and Hrithik's performances are stellar as well as those of the supporting cast. The music, costumes, cinematography and sets are all marvelous. The only thing that is not-so-wonderful are the large battle scenes. The three one-on-one fight scenes are exceptional. 

5. Kal Ho Naa Ho (Nikhil Advani, 2003)

Starring: Jaya Bachchan, Saif Ali Khan, Shahrukh Khan, Sushma Seth and Preity Zinta

I cry every time I watch this movie but always during different parts. Last time, it was when Jenny and mother-in-law Lajjo have their final blowout before it is revealed that Gia is not adopted but Jenny's dead husband's illegitimate child. This is just a strong movie all around that is full of laughs and tears. This is another movie where I just overlook any flaws due to my sheer love for it. 

Feel free to leave any comments. 

Thanks for reading my 3-Part series "My Top 5 Favorite Things"!

My Top 5 Favorite Actors

Part 2 of my series My Top 5 Favorite Things (part 1 is below)

My Top 5 Favorite Actors

1. Hrithik Roshan - The New Favorite

I used to really dislike Hrithik Roshan (I shudder to remember Koi Mil Gaya, Krrish and Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage). But recently, he's really impressed me. Dhoom 2, Jodhaa Akbar, Luck By Chance contain great acting jobs by him. If you look back to Lakshya, Mujhse Dosti Karoge and Mission Kashmir, he's really impressive. Plus, he's like the best dancer in Bollywood. "Dhoom Again" is just a masterpiece of dancing ability. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Robert Downey Jr. 

2. John Abraham - The Criminally Underrated Favorite

No Smoking, Jism, New York, Dhoom, Water, Garam Masala - all excellent films. So why isn't John Abraham given the credit he deserves? It just might be because he's too good looking for people to take seriously. No, really, when people think of him they think of his Salman Khan-style shirtless appearances not the fact that John is talented. He also chooses some avant-garde scripts (No Smoking has got to be one the most original movies ever) so maybe that's why. Not enough people are seeing his best work. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Brad Pitt

3. Saif Ali Khan - The "Oh, yeah... he is pretty awesome" Favorite

From 1999 until now, Saif Ali Khan has turned into a powerhouse of talent. But it wasn't until recently that I realized just how re-watchable his movies are. Dil Chahta Hai, Kal Ho Naa Ho, Parineeta, Omkara, Race, Tashan, Salaam Namaste are movies that I just feel like watching sometimes and part of that is Saif Ali Khan's natural and effortless talent. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Paul Rudd

4. Abhishek Bachchan - The Continually Surprising Favorite

Every time I watch an Abhishek movie, I am prepared to hate him in it. And that's not just because she stole my bride away from me. But he always wins me over. I mean, there are some bad films where he is actually really terrible, but there are some times when he just nails a character and when he does, it is movie magic. Delhi-6, Dostana, KANK, Guru, Yuva, Sarkar Raj, Bluffmaster are all examples of this man's acting potential. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Russell Crowe

5. Ranbir Kapoor - The Boy Next Door Favorite

With only a few films, Ranbir Kapoor has proven himself to be a fine actor who achieves that status by playing a sort of everyman. He is extremely easy to relate to and comes off so very naturally onscreen. But he is so very good in his films. I feel like he is my best friend in every single one of his films and that is why he in on this list. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (of "3rd Rock from the Sun" and "(500) Days of Summer" fame)

Again, feel free to leave your own favorites and/or comment on mine in the comments section. 

Look out for part 3 coming very soon.

My Top 5 Favorite Actresses

I read this book High Fidelity by Nick Hornby. It's about the life and loves of a London record shop owner. It's a hilarious and insightful novel which I would recommend to all. In the book, the main character Rob and his two friends were obsessed with making lists of their top five favorite movies, books, actors, records, etc. 

I have since adopted this habit and have been obsessively compiling lists of my favorite things. It's a strangely addictive habit and if you look through my Philosophy notes, you'll see lists and lists of things with rejected entries scratched out and replaced. 

So, I've decided to share with you my top five favorite actresses, actors, and films in that order. So here we go! 

1. Aishwarya Rai Bachchan - The Forever Favorite

I don't even remember when I started loving her... Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam maybe? One thing is for sure. I will always love Ash and everything she does no matter how awful (Mistress of Spices). Luckily for me, more often than not her films are excellent. Jodhaa Akbar, Devdas, HDDCS, Taal, Bride&Prej, Dhoom 2, Guru, Chokher Bali, Raincoat and even The Film That Failed Her Immensely Umrao Jaan. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Jennifer Garner (without the major butt-kicking awesomeness) 

2. Kareena Kapoor - The Black Sheep Favorite

Everyone hates Kareena Kapoor. But that's only one of the reasons why I think she's the cat's meow. I fell for her when I saw Chameli, which proved to me she could do a non-glam role. Years later, I read Othello again and re-watched Omkara. While everyone in that film is excellent, Kareena (as Dolly) absolutely NAILED the Desdemona role. I mean, she played Desdemona exactly as I had read her (naive but mysterious enough that you wonder if her innocence is an act). And that's when I realized that Kareena is an actress, not just a star. Then Jab We Met came out and I was floored. I don't even want to start on how brilliant Kareenz is in that movie because it will take forever. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Keira Knightley

3. Konkona Sensharma - The Art House Favorite

Konkona Sensharma is a good actress in that she is wonderful in every movie she does. Page 3, Omkara, Luck By Chance, Life in a Metro, Wake Up Sid!, the list goes on and on. And she is a dark horse candidate for the most beautiful Bollywood actress. If you don't love Konkona after Aaja Nachle, then I don't know what to tell you. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Kate Winslet

4. Priyanka Chopra - The "Everyone's Favorite" Favorite

I honestly cannot think of a person who doesn't love Priyanka Chopra. She's just so warm and pretty and friendly. And she is a good actress (What's Your Raashee?, Aitraaz, Fashion) with the right directors. There's something so inviting and charming about her that you don't even mind watching her bad movies (Krrish, Drona). 

Hollywood Counterpart: Penelope Cruz

5. Katrina Kaif - The Criminally Underrated Favorite

When I tell people that I love Katrina Kaif, they usually give me a look that means "you only like her because she's beautiful". Hello, I am not that shallow! Fine, Katrina's acting in her earlier work (Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya, Welcome, Humko Deewana Kar Gaye) is pretty bad. But she's grown. New York, Namastey London, Singh is Kinng - she does some solid work in these films. And she has potential to become as good as the other four in my list. With the right directors and characters, she can do wonders. 

Hollywood Counterpart: Scarlett Johansson 

So that's my list. Feel free to leave your top 5 in the comments sections as well as thoughts on mine. Happy Halloween!

10 Reasons to Skip "Blue", 5 to Watch It

Blue, directed Anthony d'Souza

Starring: Akshay Kumar, Sanjay Dutt, Zayed Khan, Rahul Dev and Lara Dutta with Katrina Kaif and Australian pop superstar Kylie Minogue in special appearances

Genre: Underwater action thriller (supposedly)

My rating: 5/10.

Aarav (Kumar) and Sagar (Sanjay Dutt) are 2 friends living in the Bahamas. With help from Sagar's brother Sam (Khan) and girlfriend Mona (Dutta) they go underwater to find some buried treasure in order to pay off a don (Dev). 

Top 10 Reasons to Skip Blue

1. It is horribly written. The dialogues alone are just atrocious and the film's situations are hardly believable even within the film's larger-than-life context.

2. There are only a few scenes underwater which is very disappointing, considering the underwater angle is probably what is selling the tickets. And Lara Dutta's cleavage, of course. 

3. I'm embarrassed that Kylie Minogue had to act in a scene so shamelessly stolen from Hitch (the part where Hitch hits on a girl by telling her his drink order). It's offensive because I'm sure she' s seen Hitch and I wonder what she thought of doing that scene. 

4. No one in the cast can act. A normally solid actor like Akshay Kumar seems just awful in a "why did we ever think he was cool?" sort of way. 

5. Katrina Kaif. I love her but she looks terrible with her lip ring and dreadlocks. It takes a lot for Katrina Kaif to look bad (she's so gorgeous normally) so when it does happen, like in this movie, it's jarring. And her character only has 10 minutes of screen time in the first half. Luckily, her part is so insignificant that she remains unhurt by any of this. SPOILER ALERT: She comes back in the end (and looks better, thank God). 

6. There are two (TWO!) motorbike chase sequences and both of them are unnecessary. The second one is like 20 minutes long. I went to the bathroom during it and guess what was still going on when I came back? 

7. The main hit song is called "Chiggy Wiggy". That's a deal-breaker, ladies!

8. The climax and post-climax are unraveled in a rushed way, leaving no time to breathe and process the twists. Normally, this is a good thing. But in this film, I got the feeling that the director rushed the events in an attempt to hide the plot holes and silliness. 

9. In the beginning, Sanjay Dutt and Akshay Kumar are worried that a shark got into their fishnet and will eat the fish. Then the wind blows Sanjay Dutt's hat into the water. They both decide to jump in the water, fight the shark away from the fish and get the hat. They succeed. Yeah, this is that kind of movie. 

10. Did I mention that Lara Dutta is the main female lead? She doesn't do anything to help anyone even though Mona could have been a capable character. For instance, in the climax, she calls the Coast Guard and says "May Day, May Day! Come in Coast Guard... humein madhat ki zaroorat hai!" (as if the Coast Guard knows Hindi). They tell her that there is a hurricane coming. So instead of steering the ship to safety (she is shown driving the boat earlier) she runs to tell the guys. I was like LARA DO SOMETHING! 

It's funny because when Lara Dutta and Priyanka Chopra both debuted in Andaaz back in 2003, I guessed that Lara Dutta would become the better actress. 6 years later, I love and worship Priyanka and the sight of Lara Dutta on a poster makes me roll my eyes! 

Okay, now the Top 5 Reasons to Watch Blue

1. The music. A.R. Rahman's wonderful and eclectic score doesn't exactly get the treatment I would have given it. But, considering action thrillers don't exactly require songs, I was happy with what I was given. "Rehnuma" is the best song and it is used very effectively in the opening credits showing some beautiful underwater life. Same goes for the "Blue Theme" which shows the 4 leads swimming with the fish. "Chiggy Wiggy" is just awful but none of the blame should go to Kylie Minogue who is awesome. 

2. The few underwater scenes are expertly done. They are, in fact, the highlight of the movie (especially "Blue Theme" and "Rehnuma".)

3. It's short (1 hour, 55 minutes) so watching it isn't exactly a waste of time. 

4. If you like Lara Dutta only for her looks and her body (it's okay, you're not alone... she's so popular only for those reasons) then see this movie. As much as I hate her, she looks beautiful in a "I'm a tramp who's still monogamous so it's okay that I prance around in almost nothing" sort of way. 

5. Zayed Khan's awkward post-"Chiggy Wiggy" singing. He's walking out of the club and he's humming the song. It's just so awkward and hilarious, which is Zayed Khan's trademark really. God, that guy is the freakin' mayor of Awk-town!

So basically I am neither encouraging you to see Blue nor am I discouraging you. Again, I rate it 5/10.

Scorpio Cancer Aries Capricorn

Imagine a world where your biggest problem is deciding which Priyanka Chopra clone you should marry. 

It is this world in which director Ashutosh Gowariker's romantic-comedy asks you to spend three-and-a-half hours. What's Your Raashee? is a film that works in parts but the parts that don't work are just full of glaring flaws. Starring Harman Baweja, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra, Priyanka Chopra and Priyanka Chopra, "Raashee" has music by newcomer  Sohail Sen. So, what's the plot-shee? 

Yogesh (Baweja) is a student in Chicago who works very hard. He is the favorite of his grandfather who decides that Yogesh will inherit all of his wealth on the day of his marriage. Upon hearing this, Yogesh's family tricks him into coming back to India to get married so that they can use the money to pay off Yogesh's brother's gambling debts. He has only ten days to get married (a deadline given by the don). Thus he is taken by a family friend to meet twelve different girls - each of a different Raashee or horoscope. The reason he does this is because since he does not have time to properly fall in love, he decides that he can figure out with which girl he can learn to love if they are humraashees. Thus begins the search for the perfect girl! 

By now we all know that each girl is played by Priyanka Chopra. Here is a list of the twelve characters, their featured song and a short review for each. They are in order of appearance:

Anjali - Aries (no song)

Priyanka's acting is superb here, providing Anjali with a whole different accent. It is funny and sweet and you kind of want Yogesh to marry her.

Sanjana - Aquarius (Jao Naa)

Sanjana is bland; this is the Priyanka we've seen many times before. She looks stunning but the only difference between Sanjana and PC's other roles is Sanjana's jungle fever. 

Kaajal - Gemini (Aaja Lehraate)

Kaajal is adorable and endearingly naive. Harman Baweja has great chemistry with this avatar but you know they're not meant to be. 

Hansa - Cancer (Bikhri Bikhri)

This is my personal favorite. Priyanka does amazing acting here, and she does it all with her eyes and body language. Yogesh represents a shimmer of hope for Hansa and I immediately decided that he has to marry her. He doesn't, the jerk. 

Rajni - Libra (Maanunga Maanunga)

This is the second dud. It could have been funny but the writing fails the cast. Priyanka looks great but we all know her to be too nice to effectively play the tough-as-nails character in such a short time. 

Chandrika - Pisces (Sau Janam)

By time you get to Chandrika, you have to go to the bathroom and your patience is being tested. While there are some good/funny moments, poor writing again gets in the way. The song goes on way too long also. Luckily, Chandrika is close enough to the intermission to solve that bathroom issue.

Mallika - Leo (Dhadkan Dhadkan)

This starts out as another bland role for Priyanka but the sequence is elevated by some unexpected comedy.

Nandini - Scorpio (Aa Le Chal)

If the Cancer segment had the best dramatic acting, then this is by far the funniest one. Priyanka gets to show off her inherent flair for comedy especially in the part where she... you know what, I won't spoil it. It is just that funny. 

Pooja - Virgo (Pyaari Pyaari)

The problem with the Virgo vignette is that it starts off very adorably, becomes romantic through the song and then just ends. Pooja, a doctor who wants to work in poor villages, declares that she won't move to the US (which honestly should have been cleared up prior to their meeting) and that's it. All of the chemistry just goes out the window.

Vishaka - Taurus (Su Chhe)

This one was just really frustrating. Vishaka is a rich heiress who pretends to be insane to test her suitors. Okay, fine, except that Yogesh rejects her for that reason and yet he never learns that the insanity was an act. Maybe they could have made it? Priyanka's acting and the wonderful "Su Chhe" video save this one. 

Bhavna - Sagittarius (Salone Kya)

I loved the concept of the Bhavna vignette. See, Bhavna, who strictly adheres to astrological signs, says that she needs to sleep with Yogesh now otherwise their marriage will fail within a year. So she tries to seduce him with the song (my favorite song, actually). Except that Ashutosh Gowariker was too afraid to get risque and instead gives a frustratingly tame sequence and musical number. Missed opportunity, Ashu!

Jhankana - Capricorn (Koi Jaane Na)

This one was just heartbreaking. Jhankana is a fifteen-year-old girl but her parents are trying to pass her off as 19. Understandably, Yogesh rejects her and tells her parents to let her continue her studies and enjoy her childhood. 

The big question is: Does Priyanka succeed in creating 12 different characters who are unique and identifiable as separate beings? The answer is a resounding YES! While some of the Raashees are better than others (the top four being Scorpio, Cancer, Aries and Capricorn, pictured in that order), all of the characters are fully realized women with different habits, dialects and personalities. Even the ones that leave a lot to be desired (Taurus, Pisces, Libra and Sagittarius being the four worst) are a treat to watch purely for the spectacle of seeing Priyanka fully embody multiple characters. 

Harman Baweja, on the other hand, just is not as good an actor. I applaud him for being secure enough to accept a role where the focus will always be on the heroine(s). He's charming and not painful. But he's not AMAZING either. 

The supporting cast is terrible. They're all from the 1970s and they just don't know how to act credibly or subtly. This movie belongs to Priyanka and Harman and they have no help from anyone else.

 

11 of the 12 Raashees have their own song and there are 2 versions of the title song. The songs are all awesome on CD. There is a lot of diversity and the choice of singers is very well-done. 

But, a little less than a third of the movie is song. Usually I'm never a fan of cutting songs in half for the movie (a common plight of Rahman songs) but for this movie it just seemed necessary. Some songs like "Aa Le Chal" and "Aaja Lehraate" are the right length (3 to 3.5 minutes). But some songs like "Sau Janam" and "Maanunga Maanunga" are way too long. The first half of "Sau Janam" takes place in real time and then the second half switches to a dream sequence (a parody of 90s love songs). They could have just kept the dream sequence and axed the real time portion. 

Poor editing choices run rampant in the movie. Extraneous sub-plots and unnecessary scenes are plentiful and this is what brings down what could have been a great movie. It's almost as if Ashu was so in love with the rough cut that he just couldn't part with any of it. His movies have always been long but this one just feels longer and harder to sit through. 

And, it takes them forever to get to the first Raashee. It's almost as if they know that we've come to see Priyanka so they held her off for as long as possible. 

So, should you see this movie? Well, yes. Why would you miss out on one of the finest displays of acting talent that I've ever seen? Just be prepared to sit through everything you don't want to see. It makes me sad that Priyanka Chopra (and to an extent, Harman Baweja) have to deal with all of the unnecessary parts of the film along with all of the wonderful parts. This is one to watch only for Priyanka Chopra and her awesomeness. What's Your Raashee? rates a 6.5/10. 

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I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!

Hidden somewhere under that glamorous persona was the fine dramatic actress that Katrina Kaif has proved herself to be in the political thriller, New York. Also starring John Abraham, Neil Nitin Mukesh and Irrfan (formerly Irfan Khan - don't ask me he changed the spelling of his name), New York is a sharp look at the effects of 9/11 on various South Asians living in the city at the time. NY is directed by Kabir Khan, who previously helmed Kabul Express, another gritty film about terrorism. 

Omar (NNM), Sam (Abraham) and Maya (Kaif) are three good friends living it up in college in New York. Then tragedy strikes on the eleventh of September and their lives, as well as the lives of every other person in the nation, are changed forever. 

The truth of the matter is, 9/11 had a huge effect on South Asians all over the country. So a movie detailing this was bound to come. NY raises some very important questions: what do you do when the very country you love so much turns its back on you simply because of your name and your religion?

The film offers many sequences that would be unbearable to watch under someone else's direction. Khan, however, shows us the reality of things without going into the shock-factor danger zone. Kabir Khan handles the entire film with the hands of a skilled director. Scenes at the college are frivolous, yes, but the framing device of the film saves it. The film opens mysteriously which then coats the happy scenes in the first half with dread. 

Irrfan as the FBI agent Roshan does what he does best. e can crack a joke and then deliver a dramatic monologue in the same scene. It's always a pleasure seeing him on the screen.

Neil Nitin Mukesh gives us more of what we saw in Johnny Gaddaar. If he sticks to these kinds of films, he will go far as a supreme dramatic actor. 

John Abraham has already proven himself as a fine actor (Jism, No Smoking, Kabul Express) and yet this proves to be his finest. The journey his character goes through is tough to watch (in a good way) and not one I've seen before. 

This brings me to the lovely and enchanting Katrina Kaif. I've always maintained that the actresses who are truly beautiful are the ones who still look amazing sans make-up (for example, Aishwarya, Kareena, Kirron Kher, Priyanka, Preity) and I'm adding Katrina Kaif to that list. This is Miss Kaif's first non-glam role and she is fabulous.

It is in my opinion that anyone can act well. They just need the right role. And this is that role for Katrina Kaif. Critics everywhere agree with me when I say that Katrina Kaif has shown immense growth as an actor. The complete 180 she does during the intermission is wonderful and this role will score her some nominations come awards season. 

I always knew she had it in her. I mean, call me bias, but Katrina Kaif always had electrifying screen presence even when she just played a mannequin in her earlier work.  She showed some growth in Namastey London but she wasn't quite there yet. Then, last year, she proved she could do comedy in Singh is Kinng, a role of hers I will defend to the grave (or pyre). I thought that Yuvvraaj would solidify her place in the industry but that proved to be just another mannequin (albeit one that could play the cello). New York not only opened the door for her but also pushed her through it. Now, hopefully, she will be taken seriously. And judging by the trailer of her next film, Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani with Ranbir Kapoor, she already has been. 

I'd like to talk about the trailer for this film. I personally think it is a well-made trailer. Here's why: it is both completely misleading and yet precisely what this film is about. That's the best way I can explain. All I can say is watch the movie and then watch the trailer afterwards and it'll make more sense. Hopefully. 

The music in this film fits the movie really well. None of the songs really go home with you. I would recommend you watch the remix videos for "Hai Junoon" and "Mere Sang". 

This movie will have some haters for sure. But these are the people who think that Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna condones infidelity or that Dostana is a copy of I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry. New York is a well-made political thriller with strong performances and a smart screenplay. It is a definite must-see. NY rates an 8.5/10.